The Last Bus Stop in Hell, Now Boarding by Princeliest (18k, mature)

"haha, what would happen if alastor and angel dust swapped bodies?"

trauma, carnage, and self(?)-mutilation, it turns out. at first, the biggest issue is angel dust trying to navigate alastor's physiology and powers, but that's quickly overshadowed by alastor trying (and horribly failing) to navigate valentino. if you enjoy guilt, panic, and characters bonding over those, this might just be the fic for you.

Eggs Benedicked by ckret2 (~5k, mature)

a radio demon and an egg boi walk into a bar, what happens next will warm your heart...

i clicked on this because i thought it would be funny. turns out, it's hilarious. being from 2020, the characterization's based mostly on the pilot, but when it comes down to it, we're all just here to see alastor fuck an egg boi. and fuck an egg boi he does. talk about 'breakfast in bed'.